6ix Things - Part 2

Okay, so I’m looking at Pro, looking at me, looking at her with the gun by her side. I’m thinking to myself…..self, she’s probably just bluffin, don’t be no punk, get in yo mama’s car and roll up out this piece. Then I thought, what if she ain’t bluffin’. what if she does start shootin hot ones in my direction? I got a rock on one side and a hard place on the other. So, I started talking for mine and coming up with every reason in the book that me going back in her house was not a good decision. Long story short, she would hear none of it. So, finally, my chin fell to my chest and walked my azz up in her spot. Rather than forcing me to get down, she sat me down, gave me a long lecture about teasing grown women (letting them rock your mic, but not giving them some when they want it). Then she walked me to the door, gun still in hand, told me to go ahead and walk away while she cleared the bullet from the chamber by firing the gun. Needless to say, the head was not worth it that night. Unfortunately, I haven’t met a woman since that loved oral sex the way Pro did. Most women like it and they do it because they know their man wants it. But its rare to find a woman that genuinely loves it and wakes up in the middle of the night wishing she could do a mic check.

Which leads me into the 3rd of 6ix Things:

Third Thing – “The Game Will Punish You” After safely making it back to the crib from Pro’s house, I resume the relationship with my woman like all is good. But let me tell you how “the game punishes you”. Me and my girl are having protected sex one day and after I get mine, she says to me…..”I think I felt something”. I look at the jim-hat and its still holding strong. So, I shrug her comments off. Days/Weeks later, she says she’s pregnant. I’m like hun-whut!!! She goes on to remind me about the day she told me she felt something. So, me being the dumb, yet responsible cat I am, I sat down with her parents, talked about marriage and the whole nine. Mind you, I wasn’t even 21 years old yet. When I finally get around to telling my folks they were hot!!!! And when I mentioned marriage, my pops almost went through the damn roof. Then before you know it, ole girl started switchin up the script. She talked about having a miscarriage and seeing body parts. Again, she was all of a few weeks into the pregnancy. So, my home girls and home boys were like yo, this is sounding real fishy. One thing leads to another and she tells me that she is pregnant but the baby ain’t mine. I WAS HAPPY AS HELL when I got the news. It was a blow to the ego, but I knew that was easier to get over than having a damn child by a woman that I really didn’t want to be with. Truth be told, I couldn’t really be mad at her because it was long before that I was creepin over Pro’s house trying to get a quick hit off. Again, the game will punish you.